Hello, and welcome to the Tiny Gods lost-and-found desk. If you’ve lost something while visiting us here at tinygods.com, there is a good chance that you’ll find it here! What was that? You did lose something? Hmmm… You say you lost a Tiny Godcast? Well I do have one of those back here. These are very valuable items, so I hope you aren’t offended that I must ask you to describe it to me. I wouldn’t want you to run off with somebody else’s Tiny Godcast!

Ok, so you say that it includes:

• Sullivan’s busy new schedule?
• The career of a Guitar Hero?
• The secret criminal life of the dog-cloner?

It does look like this Godcast belongs to you. They are all very unique, after all. Are you sure you still want it? It’s pretty old. It looks like it has been sitting on Mandrake’s computer gathering dust for a few weeks. I guess that’s what happens when a responsible Tiny God such as Sullivan passes the task of editing to a lesser god, eh?

What’s that you just said? Tiny Godcasts get better with age? You are so right! Here you go, and have a nice day!

Download: tiny-godcast-ep07.mp3

Edit: Pasty asked me why I tagged this post as “Babe of the Week” and, even though I wanted to keep these sexy images off the site, I feel obligated to answer with PICS!

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Come one, come all. Be the first on your block to hear the greatest show on Earth! We’ve spent minutes scouring the globe for the most exotic and freakish topics we could find, and we did it all for your listening pleasure! Step right up and witness the following:

• The bizarre coffee creation!
• Robo-Pasty talks taste!
• Random game talk! A little Megaman 9 here, some Rock Band 2 there.
• Jack Ryan Radio!
• Some of us liked Bernie Mac more than others.
• Random celebrity talk! A little Ashton here, some John C. Reilly there.
• Braid comes up yet again.
• Pasty tries to convince us that there are good games on the PS3.
• CHOCOLATE BACON!!
• Activision hates the Ghostbusters!

Let the excitement begin! (pretend a curtain was just raised and applaud)

Download: tiny-godcast-ep06.mp3

PS. The remaining subjects of the test I tried out at the end of the episode provided the correct response after recording was finished.

I’m at work and I have a lot of stuff to do, so let’s cut straight to the chase.
Things in this thing:

• Dog-cloning should wait until the housing market improves.
• Tiny Gods talk genetics?
• Batman’s deep, sexy voice.
• Bonus Dark Knight spoiler @ 11:28-11:32
• Maggie Gyllenhaal, hot or not?
• Citag is the new bitch.
• We’re fresh out of fajitas in this piece.
• Indie games (Braid, Crayon Physics, Choke on my Groundhog, etc.)
• Dr. Horrible is back.
• Why didn’t anyone tell me Birds of Prey existed?

Listen to it or something. I’m out.

Oh, wait. I’m not out yet. Download the stuff: tiny-godcast-ep05.mp3

Ok. Now I’m out. For realsies.

I know you have all been eagerly awaiting the arrival of the fifth Tiny Godcast, but hold your fucking horses! You seem to have forgotten that episode four has to be released first. While you sit there and try to remember how to count, you can now listen to what many experts consider to be the most recent Tiny Godcast to date. These are exciting times we live in.

Your ears are about to be verbally assaulted by:

• Achievements are friggin’ sweet.
• Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog is well worth $4.
• Dark Knight discussion. (Some spoilers. Happens between 5:50-10:10)
• Christian Bale intends to alarm.
• To Big Cable: Down with bundled channels!
• Achievements haven’t become any less sweet.
• Flying Penises.
• Mandrake’s cat is sooooooo horny.

Get it here: tiny-godcast-ep4.mp3

And on the third(ish) week, the Tiny Gods looked down upon the Earth and said unto their people, “Let there be Godcast.” Thus did the inhabitants of the mortal realm come to know episode three of the Tiny Godcast, and it was good.

In this episode, you shall behold the following:

• Mandrake’s epic battle with the insect hordes
• A little more ditcy
• An angry Special Guest
• Natalie Portman’s nipples
• Terrible uses for the Spore Creature Creator

Get it here: tiny-godcast-ep3.m4a

The format of the Godcast has changed for this installment. Sullivan created an enhanced podcast that will give you, the faithful listener, some visuals if you are using a media player that takes advantage of such fanciness. Please let us know what you think of it in the comments.

So you listened to the first episode of the Tiny Godcast and you thought to yourself, “This is probably the best thing I’ve ever listened to in my entire life.” Well, this is your lucky day! Episode 2 is ready and waiting to be consumed by your fleshy mortal ears.

Ingredients:

• Chuck is playing WoW again?!?
• Chuck wants the rest of us to play WoW again?!?
• When advertisers attack.
• 100% of your Recommended Daily Value of Vitamin AWESOME! (serving size: one godcast)

Sullivan, Chuck, Pasty, and Mandrake are also accompanied by a new and improved Special Guest Starâ„¢!

Get it here: tiny-godcast-ep02.mp3

After Pasty pointed out that we have been taking you mortals to school for two years, I decided that we should get a new project going. The result is the Tiny Godcast! What could be more interesting than listening to your favorite Tiny Gods talk about random things?!? (Answer: nothing.)

Included in this package:

• Sullivan gets up close and personal with an armadillo.
• ditcy came back to be our best friend!
• Invisible jets are stupid.
• Chuck effortlessly wins some WoW:TCG matches.
• Pasty has an epically silent battle with his microphone!
• Geeks like to play games.
• In a world where you can do anything, Mandrake prefers to do nothing.

But that’s not all! There are super bonus special guests and surprises around every turn. Download now! tiny-godcast-ep01.mp3

Special thanks go out to Sullivan for editing this bad boy. So what do you all think? Is this something you’d like to hear more of?

Bonus Challenge: Count how many times I say “um,” “uh,” or “like.” First person to post an official count in the comments is the winner.