Maybe I’m overly paranoid about being made a fool of, but all too often people do such remarkably idiotic things that I can’t tell if they are a moron or just messing with me. I sometimes have to do the double-take, then the triple-take, and on until the n-take finally convinces me that I cannot possibly tell without asking directly.

I have to ask: are you a fucking idiot or are you just making a point by not doing anything I don’t explicitly state? If the latter, then please keep in mind that I haven’t explicitly instructed you to breath nor eat.

This happens way more often than I feel safe with.  It’s tough, man.  It’s frustrating as hell and I just don’t know sometimes.

Have you seen this new BP ad? Sugary pop music, cutesy animated tykes with attitude, and GASOLINE IS GOOD FOR YOU CHILDREN STUPID CONSUMER FUCKS!!!

LeBron James may be (read: is) Ohio’s premiere prodigal son – recently described by Michael Reghi as a “megawatt prodigal son”/sun on the radio – but there are others, less basketbally and more Kansassy, who we Ohioans would like to see returned to their native land.

Sign this petition to aid in the extradition process of King of the Sullivans!  Only a jerk would refuse to sign it, and you’re no jerk, are you?

If you need convincing (and what jerk doesn’t?) then you need look no further than CleverNinja for ample reasons (read the writings, look at the pictures!) that this sweet mama-jamma needs to come home to the birthplace of Wendy’s and White Castles.

Bring him home, people!  Sign the damned petition!

Some apropos quotes that revealed themselves to me from within the midst of the mist of my mind:

“Boy, I got vision and the rest of the world wears bifocals.”

-Paul Newman as Butch Cassidy

I feel your pain, Butch. Here’s another classic quote from that classic moving picture film for theatres:

“Morons. I’ve got morons on my team.”

-Strother Martin as Percy Garris

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And here’s a triumphant expression of thought from none other than everyone’s favourite deadhead, Sir William of Walton:

“In transition- the extension- the spread eagle- the posterization of the imaginary defender.  You could not draw that up- the guys at Pixar – out at Berkeley – could not make a better diagram… of a human being exploding to the rim!”

-Bill Walton commentary on a LeBron James dunk