Fri 26 Jun 2009
Somebody had to say it, and I’m glad it ended up being Buzz Aldrin: NASA is heading in the wrong direction. Â The rovers on Mars have totally kicked ass, but face it, NASA’s been pussyfooting around space for year and it’s time to get up there and show this solar system who’s boss. Â The shuttle program is ending, the ISS is up there but doing… what? Â We haven’t gone to the moon in forever and they don’t have anything exciting on the horizon except a new moon car and some new rockets. Same old, same old. Â 2010 is next year. Â Arthur C. Clarke was on his way back to Jupiter by 2010!
Buzz has some great goals – new shit, never before tried, that should pose a challenge to NASA and the world space community. Click the link or goto /., I’m not gonna rehash it here, but I’ve got a separate plea to make. Â All of Mr. Aldrin’s plans sound great but still come in under the same budget they have now.
Give NASA a bigger budget!
The problem I see is that the government has been leary of giving all these billions of dollars to NASA for what it perceives as non-critical functions. Â Going back to the moon? Â Yeah, they killed that decades ago because it’s not practical, we get “nothing” to show for it, and it’s not even inspiring anymore. Â Been there, done that – on the fucking moon. Yawn.
I believe NASA has been tailoring its missions to its budget, when they need to grow some balls and demand congress cut them a check for the survival of humanity. Â You wanna talk about stopping global warming, averting a nuclear holocaust, etc. etc., but don’t you think we should have a legit backup plan? Â Or more to the point, a backup planet?
We’ve dumped billions onto NASA over the years (incidentally, far less per year than we dump into Iraq, and with far fewer casualties) but we’ve got to dump trillions into it and really make it worth our collective while. Â I say ‘collective’ meaning ‘in the best interests of all humanity’ with a special regard towards the future. Â Yes, we’ll grow the debt. Â We always grow the fucking debt. Â It’s fucking huge.
Metaphor time: Â The debt is congress’ prize pig and they are trying to get this sucker fattened up for the fair – nobody is putting that sow on a diet. Â Our best option is to fatten is up, get it all rippling with fat and flavor, then BAM! Pop an apple in it’s mouth and make me a Bacon Explosion!
Face facts and recognize that we are going to leave a huuuuuge debt for our grandchildren (surely you’ve heard the “we’re leaving such a mess for our grandkids” argument on any number of issues) and I say let’s ALSO leave them a legacy that’s worth all that spending. Â Are they going to enjoy our War on Terror? Â Not nearly as much as we’ve enjoyed our grandparents’ WWII (see:Â movies, games)!
If they’re gonna be strapped for cash and choking on exhaust fumes their entire lives, let’s at least give them something worth all that bullshit: let’s give them space, the infinite and beyond!
And to that end, let’s give NASA money, thank you very much.
I try not to use this forum as a place for solicitation, but Brighter Minds is accepting arts and crafts activity submissions from kids this month and I thought you all might have some nieces, nephews, pets, friends with kids, etc. that might be interested in getting published. So far we have had a pretty big response, so I am not sure when the submissions will be cut off. The goal is to get the book finished and go to press this summer. Here is the link for more info:
I have failed in my BotM duties, and for that I apologize. However, I cannot stand by and let two of these “beefcakes” occupy the top two posts here. While it is too late to go back and add a BotM for May, I can certainly inject some hotness into the front page with one of the stars of Transformers movies, Megan Fox.  Other than Transformers, umm she has done some other stuff probably, I don’t really know. What else can i write here…..um, she’s dating Brian Austin Green, of Beverly Hills 90210 fame (who is ~13 years her senior).  You know what, you really don’t care, you just want pictures, I know. So, here ya go, an extra large gallery of pictures, since I left you hanging last month. 